Every landscaper has to laugh at the little gnomes, elves, etc. that the old ladies put in their garden. Anyway, at this one job, (which we had to break into he back yard to do) there were 3 gnomes in various stances. one, lying down, one crouching, and one with a coy, smirk on his face. Leave it up to a cooky university kid, and a dorky high school kid to make these innocent gnomes into the real perverts they are by Stratigicaly placing the gnomes in a compromising position, "that could be questionable in a court of law". Aside from the innital laughs we got out of it. Mario comes wheeling around the corner and doesn't even notice the blatanty placed gnomes. We say nothing to him. However, we do question him to check the backyard for left over tools . . . He comes back with the smrikiest, smirk I have ever seen and says, "I wonder why you live with 4 guys?" I couldn't help but laugh, when he passes by me and gives me the fake one, two punch to the stomach