This guy is just a victim of circumstances. There are some people who just don't know who to try and rape. Please don't get me wrong, I think that rape is the worst possible violation of the human form. But look at the guy:

I do believe he had some good in him, even though he was a well you know. The whole corn pot incident was blown way out of proportion, the man was just trying to make dinner for the kids, it was his job to get them all full so they couldn't run away. Where he comes from they call them baldies? Fresh Chicken? Those two lines ruined his reputation for good. It is not his fault, he was raised in an area and environment that caused him to think that way or is it in his DNA?

I also believe that Artie suffers from a severe case of not getting any sex for most of his life. I don't know what looking good was like back in the early 80's, but I do know that he could have used some work.

Lets start with a list of things that Artie the Head Chef could do to present himself to the ladies a little better

  1. Drinking a different beer . . Miller is so out
  2. Ok, in order to wear white clothes they must be washed at least once in a while
  3. Please, you have a belt to keep your pants up, please do it around the young girls
  4. For that matter, the walk-in is not a good place to rape someone
  5. Nor is raping anoyone at the place you work in
  6. An the very idea of raping someone, is a bad idea
  7. Have a shower, maybe shave?
  8. brush the hair?

I think that sums it up . if he did that he would look like this:

And he wouldn't have to go after little kids .. at least Mel went after someone who was on his payroll. Not a paying customer. . . like Artie would prefer too . . just look at him!



But unfortunately, Artie ends up as Angela's first kill, on account of a huge pot full 'o' boiling water. Then again, did he die? I mean, he was burned very badly and from the paramedics first diagnosis he was in extreme pain, but in reality by this time all his nerve endings would have been fried anyway. LOL You be the judge of that, I would really like to hear what you have to say about this matter . . .




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